He's helped me more times than I can remember.
I like the idea of a dummies guide. You're right about the FAQ's. I'm sure they make sense to anyone with any kind of coding or programming training, but to a simple guy like me, I need wikipedia open to find out what every element of a single FAQ means!
I know exactly what ohrenkino will say: "a little bit of research/reading the FAQ's never hurt anyone", And he's right - but, like I said, with no coding/scripting/programming knowledge, it can get overwhelming very quickly...